Sunday, January 13, 2008


i accidentally bought scented tampons. SCENTED TAMPONS. i knew something was up when i opened one and the wrapper was blue. like windex or toilet bowl water from the eighties. blue is the universal color of cleanliness. i'm like 'holy shit this tampon is about to be cleanly as hell. like scrubbing bubbles for my vagina.' then i opened it and it smelled like freesia. i don't even know what a freesia is but i am pretty sure i don't want to shove one into my vagina. if they are going to make flavored tampons they should probalby at least pick flavors of things that you might actually want in there. like dick. or jailhouse shiv.
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