Sunday, December 30, 2007

christmas was pretty awesome this year. my parents got me a world atlas of flip charts. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY WOULD I WANT IT, i said, because that is the type of lovely daughter i am. then i made some hilarious comments about finally being equipped to give a presentation on the topography of zimbabwe. then a bank book with a thousand dollars of travel funds fell out. oops, my bad, thanks mom and dad. i think i will go to machu picchu.

now i am trying to clean my house because i guess all my idiot friends are coming over here for new years because i am too lazy to leave the house. i just spent 20 minutes organizing my giant cupboard full of tea. that is like my main problem in life. if i am faced with a chore i will avoid it in any way possible even if it means doing something even more annoying than what i was originally supposed to be doing.

new years is the stupidest holiday ever. it is like you are supposed to have all this fun and then nothing actually happens. last year i went to tahoe for new years and spent the final moments of 2006 drinking jager in a parking lot with a bunch of 19 year olds. then i got bitch slapped by a 45 year old woman and ended the night climbing through a broken window.
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