Thursday, August 23, 2007

i don't actually kick people out of their houses

but thanks for asking. i almost killed myself at work today because my servent wasn't there today and i had to actually deal with other people. yes i have a servant at work. i tell him things like WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NOTE ABOUT THIS PAYMENT HISTORY NOT INCLUDING PAYMENTS? A PAYMENT HISTORY THAT INCLUDES NO PAYMENTS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS A FUCKING KOAN??? I DO NOT HAVE THE FUCKING TIME TO CONTEMPLATE THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING CALL THE BANK AND TELL THEM THIS PAYMENT HISTORY IS SHIT.

anyway what i actually do at work is handle loan disputes and i'm really fucking good at it i've saved something like 11 people's houses. it is like i am some kind of god damn humanitarian.
|
Listed on BlogShares