Monday, May 21, 2007

i'd rather be giving bone marrow.

even if you did not play florence nightengale this weekend and perform medical procedures on insanely drunk people you can still be a hero, yes, it's true.

you can join the bone marrow donor registry and they will send you a little kit and you will swab your cheek and send it back and then later maybe they will call you and say you can be a hero and save people's lives with your bone marrow. don't you want to be a hero? you have to sign up today because they are waiving the $52 registration fee today BUT YOU HAVE TO SIGN UP TODAY. seriously it's bone marrow. you can grow it back.

i guess you probably should do it because even i am registered and i am pretty much the personification of pure evil, i mean i fucking steal umbrellas from cold starving homeless people. i guess if you don't register you are a worse person than me, can you live with that? i don't think you can.

IF YOU DO NOT SHARE YOUR BONE MARROW YOU ARE WORSE THAN THAT STUPID FAT WHORE ERIN WHO HATES HER OWN MOM AND STEALS FROM THE POOR.
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