Tuesday, January 30, 2007

looks like i was too busy having your abortion to update my blogggg

you may have wondered if there is ever a time that abortions are not funny. turns out abortions are always funny.

also funny is writing people letters that say

LOOK SIR YOU STRESS ME OUT. I ONLY HUNG OUT WITH YOU BECAUSE I WANTED TO FUCK YOUR ONE FRIEND AND THEN I DID. GET IT?

you have to send that in a letter to convey that you are serious. nobody ever thinks i'm fucking serious which i guess is good because it distracts them from the fact that i am probably a sociopath.

uh just kidding i'm not a sociopath or an abortion haver. people that have abortions are fucking sick. especially when they have medical ones at home and throw abortion parties and when the thing comes out of them they make everyone look at it. um i don't WANT to look at that thing long enough to be able to compare it to some guy's myspace photo I'M FUCKING CELIBATE, JESUS.
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