so funny i forgot to laugh
actually my best friend is not a blog. as i found out two days ago when i found her waiting for me on the corner holding a giant bag of greek pastries. but seriously. my best friend is a blog? that shit is hilarious! when inspiration strickes, man.
also hilarious was that thing i wrote about being on fire and being like whatever i'm to apathetic to do anything about this right now. HILARIOUS! even if nobody commented and told me it was hilarious i don't need external validation because i completely fucking amuse myself.
that's a lie. i cried for a week when nobody noticed my DOUBLE REFERENCE to del tha funkee homosapien in that blog i wrote about mandy and being pretty or whatever. it's not my fault i listen to better music than anybody in the universe.
it's not a lie that i totally fucking amuse myself. i was talking to this kid the other day about kmfdm and how it doesn't stand for kill mother fucking depache mode and i was like man fuck kmfdm i am going to make a band and it is going to be called kmfkmfdm KILL MOTHER FUCKING KILL MOTHER FUCKING DEPACHE MODE! that is not funny but i have been laughing about it for three days.
i should write more blogs like this. I'M FUNNY! LIKE THE OTHER DAY? I WAS FUNNY! WHY IS NOBODY ELSE AMUSED BY HOW FUCKING FUNNY I AM BECAUSE I KNOW THAT I AM VERY FUCKING FUNNY!
also hilarious was that thing i wrote about being on fire and being like whatever i'm to apathetic to do anything about this right now. HILARIOUS! even if nobody commented and told me it was hilarious i don't need external validation because i completely fucking amuse myself.
that's a lie. i cried for a week when nobody noticed my DOUBLE REFERENCE to del tha funkee homosapien in that blog i wrote about mandy and being pretty or whatever. it's not my fault i listen to better music than anybody in the universe.
it's not a lie that i totally fucking amuse myself. i was talking to this kid the other day about kmfdm and how it doesn't stand for kill mother fucking depache mode and i was like man fuck kmfdm i am going to make a band and it is going to be called kmfkmfdm KILL MOTHER FUCKING KILL MOTHER FUCKING DEPACHE MODE! that is not funny but i have been laughing about it for three days.
i should write more blogs like this. I'M FUNNY! LIKE THE OTHER DAY? I WAS FUNNY! WHY IS NOBODY ELSE AMUSED BY HOW FUCKING FUNNY I AM BECAUSE I KNOW THAT I AM VERY FUCKING FUNNY!