Sunday, November 19, 2006

WOAH MY EX BOYFRIENDS ARE READING THIS

at least one of them is. i don't think he liked my last blog post.

i was good to you. you flaked. the end.

you know who 11.19.06 - 4:23 pm #

i wonder if i can use my superior powers of deductive reasoning to figure out which one it was. i mean i flake on like everyone so that really does not narrow it down. it was probably someone who i'm pretty sure did not think i was funny at all.

oh god IT'S THE ONE WHO LISTENS TO ENTIRELY TOO MUCH DRUM N BASS. haha. oh man this is embarassing. for a minute i thought maybe it was another one but then i realized he would never identify himself as YOU KNOW WHO. oh fuck. what if it was that one though. i will have to go through all my archives and erase all declarations of our beautiful true love and our beautiful true fucking in the alley drinking sizzurp.

HEY ONE WHO TOLD ME THERE WAS A THIN LINE BETWEEN LOVE AND HATE AND YOU COULD EASILY SEE YOURSELF HATING ME ARE YOU HERE???

i know it's not THE ONE WHO I THOUGHT WAS ON THE VERGE OF MENTAL COLLAPSE because he's into like syntax and capitalization and shit.

i think tomorrow i am going to write reasons to break up with me. if i was dating me i would defintely break up with myself because i'm pretty sure it would be the worst thing ever. either that or it would be fucking awesome. oh wait that's what love is, right? when you can't decide whether you want to crawl inside the person for all of eternity or stab them to death with a serving fork? replace crawl inside for all eternity with spoon his heart out and eat it because he is so cute and that is me. either way someone ends up dead.
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