Thursday, October 19, 2006

quit your day job

john updike is a fucking genius

i just quit my only class.

fuck class everyone should quit their class. ask your teacher who the fuck he thinks he is and walk out of the fucking class and throw your $110 textbook in the trash on the way out LOUDLY. fuck this $110 textbook.

everyone should quit their job. tell your boss i don't even know what the fuck we do here. fucking leave and take the stairs. fuck the elevator. take them three at a time. throw paper everywhere. have a coca cola in your hand. it will be like a beautiful coca cola commercial.

you don't need to go to school to work in a chocolate chip factory. you will smell like chocolate every day and your girlfriend will still love you. i promise.
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