god is a dj
Erin: wanna see what dj i dont think i should use?
me: yeah
Erin: check out this dudes web site
me: oh jesus nice flyer.
Erin: this is the kinda crap i have to sort though
im not kidding
i know
me: can i put that on my blog ? please?
Erin: he sounded so awesome on the phone.
yes
you should
it's unbelievable
me: i'm going to.
it's the funniest shit ever.
why does the flier look like it's for a cult?
Erin: no shit
me: seriously.
Erin: is that jesus in the picture
me: it's either jesus or the white osama bin laden.
Erin: do you see why finding people for a wedding is SO time consuming
it's hard to find people for a good price that ARE NOT CRAZY
i think it is osama bin laden
me: you should just have a crazy wedding.
i want osama bin laden to spin at your wedding.
Erin: oh god
no thanks
me: do you think he will actually wear a turban?
do you think he will actually be covered in prisms?
Erin: prisms!
EVERYWHERE!
me: also he will be good to have around IN CASE THE RAPTURE OCCURS.
me: yeah
Erin: check out this dudes web site
me: oh jesus nice flyer.
Erin: this is the kinda crap i have to sort though
im not kidding
i know
me: can i put that on my blog ? please?
Erin: he sounded so awesome on the phone.
yes
you should
it's unbelievable
me: i'm going to.
it's the funniest shit ever.
why does the flier look like it's for a cult?
Erin: no shit
me: seriously.
Erin: is that jesus in the picture
me: it's either jesus or the white osama bin laden.
Erin: do you see why finding people for a wedding is SO time consuming
it's hard to find people for a good price that ARE NOT CRAZY
i think it is osama bin laden
me: you should just have a crazy wedding.
i want osama bin laden to spin at your wedding.
Erin: oh god
no thanks
me: do you think he will actually wear a turban?
do you think he will actually be covered in prisms?
Erin: prisms!
EVERYWHERE!
me: also he will be good to have around IN CASE THE RAPTURE OCCURS.