Sunday, August 27, 2006

these are the kinds of things i was wondering this morning

why is the ground so hard? why is there a small bottle of tangeray in my purse? was i on an airplane? i don't even know what tangeray is. seriously what even is that? OWWWW WHY IS THE GROUND SO HARD.

oh wait i remember this tangeray came from the boy i slept in a tent with. did we make plans to do blow off of scrabble tiles or did i just make that up? how did i drink so much and only have to pee like once? did i pee in the lake? EW GROSS I THINK I WAS WEARING MY UNDERWEAR IN THE LAKE. it is like i peed my pants then.

OH MY GOD I JUST REMEMBERED I THINK I CALLED SOMEONE THREE TIMES IN ONE HOUR LAST NIGHT*. hopefully his phone is one of those ones that does not tell you exactly how many times the crazy girl who is stalking you called. did my friends leave me? i am going to have to live in the woods. i am going to become a crazy woods person. i wonder how that will work out for me. i wonder whether i will become a predator or a scavenger.

woah the boy in this tent with me is purring WHAT THE FUCK. i have never come across a purr-er before. either it is extremely rare or i'm not as slutty as everyone thinks. i better let everyone think i made out with this guy so i don't jepordize my reputation as easy extrordinnaire.

wow did i really not get bitten by any bugs? amazing. what the fuck kind of magical bug spray did jessica2 spray on me? must remember to get the details on this amazing bug spray.

WHY DOES MY HEAD FEEL LIKE IT WAS RUN OVER BY A CAR? WHY DOES MY MOUTH FEEL LIKE SOMETHING DIED IN IT? WHY IS THE GROUND SO HARD???

*oops my bad i actually called him five times and yes he has one of those phones.
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