Wednesday, August 02, 2006

mama don't like no tattletales

i got drunk in a parking lot and watched they live this weekend. rowdy roddy piper. i came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. AND I'M OUT OF BUBBLEGUM! then one of my friends started dry heaving and we had to pour ice water on him because we are in the middle of a fucking intense heat wave here.

then i went home and threw a pack of cigarettes at the dog and chased her around the table and bit her and she hid in the window sill. maybe if there was a guy around here to chase around and bite i wouldn't have to abuse the dog. also i wouldn't have to be like celibate which TOTALLY FUCKING SUCKS. i now have to masturbate forty seven times a day.
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