Wednesday, July 19, 2006

people are so fucking stupid

i used to predict the future with scantron tests. assigning events to different combinations of letters. staring at the giant leap between an a followed by an e (all of the above) and thinking about the class filling up with water. swimming through the class. desks bobbing up and down.

i got called into the school counselors office. she slid a test across the desk. what is the meaning of this? an essay test. i was eight. i remember taking that test. i was bored. a blank sheet of paper. yellow. with lines. no patters to look for. i wrote my answers in capital letters. straight and angular. next sentence. cursive. slanted to the left. slanted to the right. uppercase. lowercase. small as i can. round letters.

i think the counselor thought i was insane. what is the meaning of this? uh. i don't know. and they called my mom and she had to explain to them that i was not crazy.

what is wrong with people?
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