Thursday, July 27, 2006

i don't want to go to jail

yes i do.

i do not think i was meant to be alive. i want to go to jail.

seriously. like a minimum security one. i will have a little room and jessica will make art for me and i will hang it up with e z tack. maybe they will even let me have a laptop in there. i will walk around outside and go to the library. if they have an art room i can make drawings in there and unlike at my house prison will probalby have those nice soft stabillo pencils i like so much. and i could definitely write a book or three or ten because i what else do i have to do. and they feed you for free there.

seriously this sounds fine. i'm going to go research what kind of crimes you have to do to get sent to minimum security prision now.
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