what the fuck
i just went downstairs to drop off the rent at 3:26 am like normal people do and the trap door to the attic is totally ajar. TOTALLY AJAR.
there is no lock in between the stairs and my apartment. NO LOCK.
i wonder if moonface has been coming into my apartment while i'm gone and feeding salami to my dogs so when he decides to kill me they will not intervene. like i will be screaming and locking myself in the bathroom and the dogs will be all WHAT'S UP FRIEND! GOT ANY SAUSAGES?
OH MY GOD I JUST REMEMBERED MOONFACE DIED WHEN HIS DOG FETCHED A STICK OF DYNOMITE AND ACCIDENTALLY EXPLODED HIM.
there really is a phantom dog up there with moonface. MOONFACE AND HIS EXPLODING DOG MIGHT ACTUALLY LIVE IN THE ATTIC. shit.
there is no lock in between the stairs and my apartment. NO LOCK.
i wonder if moonface has been coming into my apartment while i'm gone and feeding salami to my dogs so when he decides to kill me they will not intervene. like i will be screaming and locking myself in the bathroom and the dogs will be all WHAT'S UP FRIEND! GOT ANY SAUSAGES?
OH MY GOD I JUST REMEMBERED MOONFACE DIED WHEN HIS DOG FETCHED A STICK OF DYNOMITE AND ACCIDENTALLY EXPLODED HIM.
there really is a phantom dog up there with moonface. MOONFACE AND HIS EXPLODING DOG MIGHT ACTUALLY LIVE IN THE ATTIC. shit.