Friday, June 30, 2006

what the fuck

i just went downstairs to drop off the rent at 3:26 am like normal people do and the trap door to the attic is totally ajar. TOTALLY AJAR.

there is no lock in between the stairs and my apartment. NO LOCK.

i wonder if moonface has been coming into my apartment while i'm gone and feeding salami to my dogs so when he decides to kill me they will not intervene. like i will be screaming and locking myself in the bathroom and the dogs will be all WHAT'S UP FRIEND! GOT ANY SAUSAGES?

OH MY GOD I JUST REMEMBERED MOONFACE DIED WHEN HIS DOG FETCHED A STICK OF DYNOMITE AND ACCIDENTALLY EXPLODED HIM.

there really is a phantom dog up there with moonface. MOONFACE AND HIS EXPLODING DOG MIGHT ACTUALLY LIVE IN THE ATTIC. shit.
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