Monday, June 19, 2006

suck it bitch

that's what i say to at&t.

remember that girl i used to live with? who had a blog you never read and it said shit about what is the point of me facing life when i can lay around and eat chocolate all day? i don't live with that girl anymore. i found this out when i came home one day and all her shit was gone.

and then also the phone was disconnected and i had to pay forty dollars to turn it back on so that was pretty awesome.

and then i didn't have the internet which was also pretty awesome especially because i am working from home and almost got fired for it. because they wanted to get me a pager and i'm like UH NO and they're like WELL WE HAVE TO THINK OF SOME WAY THAT WE CAN REACH YOU. yeah like i am going to walk around with a pager clipped onto me YEAH RIGHT.

so then for like five days i kept calling at&t and telling them that my phone wasn't working and they were like 'it will be on tomorrow' and i was like 'okay but i don't believe you because you guys have been telling me that for the past three days' and then they're like 'no it will be on tomorrow' and then they ask if you are satisfied with the way they handled your call and you're like 'uh i guess' and then it doesn't come on tomorrow and then you call and talk to a different dude and he's like 'would you say you were extremely satisfied with the quality of service i have provided you with during this phonecall?' and you are like 'uh NO because i believe you are LYING TO ME.'

also they say stupid shit like 'try unplugging all the phones and plugging them back in maybe it will work then.' okay i try to solve problems like this all the time. like oh my computer isn't working? maybe if i turn it on and off ten times really fast it will start working again. but seriously even i know that if i unplug and plug back in my phone it is not going to do shit.

and then they are like well miss obviously the problem is in the house. and they can send somebody to come fix it but for some reason they totally try to discourage you from having a repairman come out like 'well are you sure you want that because it is SEVENTY ONE DOLLARS AND TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS FOR EACH 15 MINUTES AND THEN ALSO THE COST OF MATERIALS.' and i'm like uh no i don't want to pay that but obviously i am not going to wait for my phone to start working by magic.

but anyway the repair guy was fucking awesome and totally gave me all the sweet deals on cheap repairs. so now i have the internet and shit. and also a new phone number. AGAIN. i have had like five phone numbers this year. it's awesome.

if i worked at one of those customer service over the phone places and some girl called me like why doesn't my phone work i'd be like probably because at&t fucking sucks dick, dude. and then i would be like hey want me to waive all your fees? and then i would go on a 40 minute smoke break.
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