Thursday, April 20, 2006

i have fleas and the bird flu

i saw soul position and one be lo at the abbey this weekend and then i walked home with no shoes on in the rain. and it's like three miles. i can walk on broken glass without cutting myself because i am like the jesus of drunken derelicts. we saw like seven dead pigeons under this viaduct. seven dead pigeons = bird flu epidemic. yes i have the bird flu now. luckily i am not scared because only the good die young.

i don't really have the bird flu but i really do have fleas. i am not kidding.
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