crack baby robot
|it seems like for a while all anybody was talking about was crack babies. that shit was fucking interesting! first generation crack babies, it's like a fucking sience experiment or something. we should be monitoring that shit like crazy. like we all know they shake and cry a lot when they come out, but what the fuck is going on with them now that they are like 20? there are probably even some second generation crack babies by now. i need to know the long term side affects of being a crack baby so i can weigh the pros and cons of smoking crack while pregnant.|
luckily british teenagers can now experience a virtual crack baby. awesome.
i was born two months early and i was ugly as hell. like i was all skinny and yellow looking. apparently i screamed all the time and was in general fucking annoying. my mom still bitches about it. whatever mom, maybe you shouldn't have smoked so much crack when you were pregnant with me.
oh my god, smoking crack is not funny. crack is whack. say no to drugs.