Monday, November 07, 2005

wait, what?

jessica 'i'll poke your eyes out' discovery says: question: circumcised or un?

erin 'i'll mace you with glade' mastermind says: wait, what?

jessica 'i'll poke your eyes out' discovery says: you took the pic you should remember.

erin 'i'll mace you with glade' mastermind says: ahahahahahahahah i don't know did you delete it???

jessica 'i'll poke your eyes out' discovery says: i was thinking maybe un.

erin 'i'll mace you with glade' mastermind says: i would really like to know how i forgot taking a picture of XXXXX's dick. what is wrong with me??

yes. i took some cock shots with jessica's camera on saturday night and then i forgot about it. i did remember bashing some kid over the head with a can of glade and macing him in the eyes with it after he body slammed me. i also remember spilling beer all over some giant liza minelli look alike girl who was running around yelling about her tits. jessica was gouging people in the eyes three stooges style. at like 5am i saw this kid that lives by me putting on his hoodie and i looked at the disgusting sludge covered floor that was going to be me and my new unwanted boyfriend's bed and i was like this kid is going to be my ticket out of here i don't care if i have to pay him $20 to ride me home on his handlebars. anyway i got to ride home in a car plus there were cheesy poofs and orange gatorade in there. yeah i want cheesy poofs! consolation prize for missing out on the tater tots it took four drunk people to make.

it took forty text messages and a phone call to realize how crazy that party actually was. like 'so do you think that one girl really fucked that one guy?' 'wait, what???'... 'yeah that was hilarious when everyone was emptying out their pockets.' 'wait where was i when this happened???'

i'm going to get a tattoo on the middle of my forhead that says 'wait, what???' then i won't even have to talk anymore.
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