Tuesday, November 29, 2005

sorry fatties

oh my god i'm a terrible person.

i've dated a guy with a mullet

i've dated a guy who lived at home

i've dated a guy who got drunk and threw ashtrays at me

i've dated a guy who couldn't spell his own middle name

i've dated a guy in narcotics anonymous

i've dated a guy who wore overalls

i've dated a guy who liked jane's addiction

i've dated a guy who believed in the celestine prophecy or some shit

i've dated a guy who had a ponytail holder he made out of HIS OWN HAIR

i've never dated a fat guy.

i'm as shallow as they come.

any fat guys want to date me now's your chance while i'm still feeling bad about how shallow i am. hurry though i have a feeling it will pass in like four minutes.
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