Thursday, October 13, 2005

she's crying because she's not omnipotent


i want to do whatever i want WHATEVER I WANT.

i want to smoke as many cigarettes as i can and i want to eat endangered animals and i want my bed to be hanging from chains and i want to climb a ladder to get to it and i want to get as many speeding tickets as i can and i want to drive 160 swiftly wreck it buy a new one and i want to buy a tofurkey for every homeless guy in chicago and i want to blow stuff up and i want to take you to paris and i want seven pit bulls and i want to be in cirque du soleil and i want to tell people what to do and i want a beach house in dogenkent and i want to lay in the sun all day and play tavlah and i want to shoot a gun and i want to send foster kids to exeter and i want to go where everybody knows my name and i want one hundred of those soft red stabilo pencils and i want to fly a plane and i want an ovariohysterectomy and i want to distil my own vodka and i want to read three books every day and i want to be a ballerina in russia and i want to build a car and i want to walk around all night and i want a stereo system installed in my molars so i can listen to music in my head at all times and i want to go to a cock fight and i want you to kill yourself and I want to have a threesome with sarah silverman and amy sedaris and i want to tell the senate to go fuck itself and i want to live in a tree and i want to be able get aids and not die and i want i want to do whatever i want

i really don't think this is too much to ask out of life i really don't.
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