Friday, August 12, 2005

barely legal

i got so wasted last night i'm not even sure what went down.

i just checked my email and kristoferson sent me naked pics of xani bar!

the only thing i remember saying to him last night was "get off my brand new dick."

yes, i know someone named kris kristoferson.

he's like "send me back something good."

i also remember walking into the bar and hanses telling me i smelled like a little kid.

i don't know what that means but i hope i never hit puberty.
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