Thursday, July 14, 2005

ch ch ch changes

i'm getting a new roommate and a new apartment and a new neighborhood.

my new roommate is the girl that has everything and i'm going to read all her books. it is going to be absolutely fabulous and we are going to wear fishnets and pretend we are patsy and edina and run through the alley scaring hipsters and documenting it on her fucking awesome as shit digital camcorder.

our apartment is going to be fucking awesome. we are going to make a giant sign that says TOTAL RETARDATION PROHIBITED. probably we will have a balcony or a porch or something and we can sit on it and drink mimosas for breakfast. or she will drink champagne and i will drink beer and v8, the breakfast of champions.



hopefully we will never be this bored.
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