Tuesday, April 12, 2005

why's it gotta be about an old man getting off with a whore?

Miss et [10:04 PM]: im only communicating through pictures now... starting tomorrow.
Miss mastermind [10:04 PM]: you better watch out or i'll send you slutty pictures of me.
Miss et [10:04 PM]: oh. no. gasp.
Miss mastermind [10:04 PM]: i'm serious
Miss et [10:05 PM]: ill send you pictures of enrique...
Miss mastermind [10:05 PM]: who the fuck?
Miss et [10:05 PM]: the guy with the balls.
Miss mastermind [10:05 PM]: i have one where i look so hot in it that you will want to have sex with me and then you will have to gouge your eyes out with a rusty spoon.
Miss mastermind [10:05 PM]: so you better watch out
Miss et [10:06 PM]: did you send it to hot roger or whatever.. hot james.. biotch
Miss et [10:05 PM]: when did you start masterbating... theyre talking about it on tv.
Miss mastermind [10:06 PM]: when i was like 5
Miss et [10:06 PM]: hahhahahaaaa
Miss mastermind [10:06 PM]: then i went through a thing where i decided it was dirty and i tried to go cold turkey
Miss mastermind [10:06 PM]: of course it didn't work because i was a fucking perv
Miss et [10:06 PM]: no way... like real masterbating
Miss mastermind [10:07 PM]: yeah. not like with the jelly g vibe or whatever, but i could give myself an orgasm
Miss et [10:07 PM]: most people start masterbating at 13
Miss mastermind [10:07 PM]: i was a slut i guess
Miss et [10:07 PM]: its not like you slept around. god.
Miss mastermind [10:07 PM]: i thought all little kids were slutty
Miss mastermind [10:08 PM]: i totally dry humped all my friends when i was little
Miss et [10:08 PM]: i was, kinda.
Miss et [10:08 PM]: no way.
Miss mastermind [10:08 PM]: yeah, i was like the little ho around the block
Miss mastermind [10:08 PM]: one time i got naked with the kid across the street and we like rubbed ourselves together.
Miss mastermind [10:08 PM]: then i thought i was pregnant
Miss et [10:08 PM]: hilarious
Miss mastermind [10:09 PM]: i seriously thought i was pregnant. i was like stressed out about it.
Miss et [10:09 PM]: how old were you?
Miss mastermind [10:10 PM]: i don't know, like six? i think i was in grade 2
Miss et [10:11 PM]: when you are in first you are six/seven and in second you are seven/eight.. oh except you are a year younger
Miss mastermind [10:11 PM]: yeah. so i guess i could have been 7.
Miss mastermind [10:11 PM]: but i turned 8 in grade 3
Miss et [10:11 PM]: wow.. you are young
Miss mastermind [10:11 PM]: when did you start masturbating?
Miss mastermind [10:11 PM]: i guess not when you were six
Miss et [10:12 PM]: um.. i think like 11, but then it didnt work.. so then... like when I was 18 or so
Miss mastermind [10:12 PM]: WHAT??? that's fucking old.
Miss mastermind [10:12 PM]: what do you mean it didn't work?
Miss et [10:12 PM]: like.. i didnt orgasm.
Miss mastermind [10:13 PM]: i bet the reason kids are so slutty in college is because they can't masturbate all day because their roommate is always around. so they just fuck everyone instead.
Miss et [10:13 PM]: probably..
Miss mastermind [10:13 PM]: college kids should have masturbation and hand job parties.
Miss mastermind [10:13 PM]: i'm going to start it.
Miss et [10:13 PM]: i didnt really care about masterbating until later
Miss mastermind [10:14 PM]: god, i used to masturbate like four times a day.
Miss et [10:14 PM]: awesome
Miss et [10:14 PM]: really
Miss mastermind [10:14 PM]: i thought it was like the coolest shit ever.
Miss et [10:14 PM]: it probably was
Miss mastermind [10:15 PM]: dude, you can't even SPELL masturbate.
Miss mastermind [10:15 PM]: woah, check out the dictionary definition:
Miss mastermind [10:15 PM]: masturbate

v 1: stimulate sexually; "The old man wanted to be masturbated by the prostitute" 2: get sexual gratification through self-stimulation [syn: wank, fuck off, she-bop, jack off, jerk off]
Miss et [10:16 PM]: shut up
Miss mastermind [10:16 PM]: uh, do you like that sentence?
Miss et [10:16 PM]: yes
Miss mastermind [10:16 PM]: why's it gotta be about an old man getting off with a whore?
Miss mastermind [10:17 PM]: that's not even masturbation. that's a hand job
Miss et [10:17 PM]: i dont know. i thought you made it up
Miss mastermind [10:17 PM]: i cut and pasted it from dictionary.com
Miss mastermind [10:17 PM]: i'm posting this on my blog.
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