Wednesday, April 27, 2005

i'm so efficient

i'm like, i don't want to stay in hostels can't we sleep in the park and xani bar is like we can sleep on the beach. i'm like, but if we sleep on the beach am i going to wake up with sand in my eyes and no shoes? then i will have to buy european shoes and i will have to try them on because instead of size 8 they have like size 42 or something. trying on shoes in europe is a fucking waste of my time. it's like i will never get those four minutes back and whatever fabulousity they might have brought that i definitely didn't get by trying on some stupid shoes! i'm like, maybe we can sleep on roofs? yes, that is the best one yet. xani bar says we can sleep on the train. like if we plan it so that we are on the train overnight. i'm like what??? PLAN IT??? i'm sick of fucking plans. i'm sleeping on roofs. i will wake up unmolested and with both of my shoes.
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