i'm on the depressed starvation diet
i want a hot dog.
there's a fucking vehicle outside my house like a long car that is a huge hot dog bar and looks like it has every condiment known to man to put on your hot dog. that is way awesomer than the stupid ice cream truck. if i ate a hot dog it would be a hebrew national hot dog and it would have onions and tomatoes and a pickle and mustard and lettuce and no ketchup of course. the guy driving the hot dog truck would be like a super cute old guy who is like five foot two and chubby and white haired and wears button down short sleeve shirts and he would give me a free hot dog because i love cute grandpas. actually i would probably eat two hot dogs.
also they should have a sushi truck, but i guess who really wants to eat sushi off a truck besides me. raw meat is delicious. fuck the rice. i like sashimi or whatever. rice is disgusting and for poor people. i will eat fried rice. i will eat fried anything. fried garbage. fried dog. fried baby. i bet a fried fat baby would be fucking delicious. fried abortion. i'd like extra mayo on my fucking fried abortion please. thanks.
next time you're eating stewed tomatoes pretend it's a bloody abortion. you'll like it, i swear. mmmmm.
there's a fucking vehicle outside my house like a long car that is a huge hot dog bar and looks like it has every condiment known to man to put on your hot dog. that is way awesomer than the stupid ice cream truck. if i ate a hot dog it would be a hebrew national hot dog and it would have onions and tomatoes and a pickle and mustard and lettuce and no ketchup of course. the guy driving the hot dog truck would be like a super cute old guy who is like five foot two and chubby and white haired and wears button down short sleeve shirts and he would give me a free hot dog because i love cute grandpas. actually i would probably eat two hot dogs.
also they should have a sushi truck, but i guess who really wants to eat sushi off a truck besides me. raw meat is delicious. fuck the rice. i like sashimi or whatever. rice is disgusting and for poor people. i will eat fried rice. i will eat fried anything. fried garbage. fried dog. fried baby. i bet a fried fat baby would be fucking delicious. fried abortion. i'd like extra mayo on my fucking fried abortion please. thanks.
next time you're eating stewed tomatoes pretend it's a bloody abortion. you'll like it, i swear. mmmmm.