i really did used to drive a 1976 mercury monarch, that car was fucking awesome. the front seat went all the way across so i could ride around with three people in the front seat which is super cool. i looked like a fucking detective from the seventies in it. anyway, the sad end came when that bitch got towed for like the third time and i didn't feel like picking it up from the place again because it was leaking gasoline all over the place and probably going to explode anyway. even more awesome than that car was this kid diego that i was in love with at the time. i'm really attracted to guys that are skinny and defiant (heroin addicts). i've been in love with several of them. i've heard they can't fuck though. i'm a virgin. |