i love this man
hey, speaking of too funny too fast, i'm watching the news and they just played this tape where this lady calls 911 and is like "oh my god my daughters are fucking ferociously fighting and shit, they're bigger than me and i can't- oh my god, HELP ME PLEASE I CAN'T FUCKING CONTROL MY SPAWN OF SATAN BITCH ASS OFFSPRING!!!!!" and the 911 dispatcher guy is like "...okay. do you want us to come over and shoot her?" and the lady is like "...WHAT." and the guy is all chuckles like "that was a joke ma'am."
yeah, that guy got in trouble.
too bad if i was that lady i probably would have fallen in love with the guy and started making out with the phone or something. even though i could hear in his voice that he had a mustache. if you are that funny you can have a mustache and i won't even care. you could even have a conjoined fetus growing out of your neck.
that guys name was mike forbess. i'm going to write him fan mail.
yeah, that guy got in trouble.
too bad if i was that lady i probably would have fallen in love with the guy and started making out with the phone or something. even though i could hear in his voice that he had a mustache. if you are that funny you can have a mustache and i won't even care. you could even have a conjoined fetus growing out of your neck.
that guys name was mike forbess. i'm going to write him fan mail.