i lost my wallet
i'm totally unidentifiable right now. my last form of identification was my passport and i fucking gave it away. you can only identify me by my dental records.
that's why i am going to be drinking vodka in my closet tonight, instead of at sonotheque. drinking in your closet is a pretty good time for crying. i haven't decided if i should sit in a laundry basket or just push that shit to the side and lay down on the floor.
on the bright side if i'm drinking in my closet there's less of a chance of me showing carl pictures of myself in my underwear and giving him my passport. unless carl wants to come over and drink vodka in my closet and cry with me.
that's why i am going to be drinking vodka in my closet tonight, instead of at sonotheque. drinking in your closet is a pretty good time for crying. i haven't decided if i should sit in a laundry basket or just push that shit to the side and lay down on the floor.
on the bright side if i'm drinking in my closet there's less of a chance of me showing carl pictures of myself in my underwear and giving him my passport. unless carl wants to come over and drink vodka in my closet and cry with me.