Thursday, April 07, 2005

i broke someone's heart yesterday

although i am a robot i am also capable of human emotion and if you heard that when i cry only oil comes out of my eyes that was a vicious rumor. i'm solar powered.

i don't cry a lot though, it's true, so when i do i'm all woah, what is going on? then i take pictures of it and stuff. and i code articles for meta analysis. it's the best thing to do. people that cry in their bed with a box of bon bons or something are fat people. i totally coded like 26 articles in 2 hours last night while i was heartbroken and starving. awesome. thats going to be my dissertation. task performance as a function of hunger and torment. i could revolutionize the efficiency of sweatshop workers or whatever.

i heard when girls are crying they can get whatever they want. why? crying people are ugly and ugly people never get what they want, unless what they want is to be ignored.

i look ugly and sad today, and it's not even sunny enough for sunglasses, what the fuck.

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