Thursday, April 14, 2005

i ate some red meat for the first time in like six years

and i think it transformed me into a superhero or something because then i ran around the office faster than i thought was humanly possible and i kicked down some cubicles and then i smash power jumped through the ceiling and up to the 24th floor because there was a bad guy up there and i beat him up pow and saved a box of kittens.

i was flip flying through the air so fast it looked like there were four of me.

i'm going to go buy a big steak and put red wine and garlic and mushrooms all over it and i'm going to cry tears of joy while i'm eating it because i remembered how much i love the taste of blood and then i'm going to shoot my fist out in the air and fly to the shitty old stuff store and buy a typewriter and write the great american novel. i'm going to write the whole thing in second person but it will be better than bright lights big city, so good that people will die after reading it.

i want to laugh so hard i die. probably that would be the awesomest thing ever. i bet that's what heaven is.
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