Monday, March 07, 2005

woo hah

if i'm like a train wreck does that mean i'm so fucking fascinating you can't look away, because that is pretty much the fucking awesomest shit ever.

that's okay, sometimes i can't look away from myself either.

pop quiz:

who would you rather do it with: punky brewster, gary coleman, or michael stipe.

i would totally do it with punky brewster. i hope i don't go to jail for saying that.

HEY, it's the buck nutty chimp bot

watch his moves they're quite fast and smooth

also on occasion he will have an erratic outburst

in which feces is flung or masturbation occurs

LOOK OUT! I'VE BEEN SQUIRTED!

fuuuck, i think i'm still drunk.
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