Tuesday, March 08, 2005

thank god for this fucking blue blanket


i though flu season was like 2 months ago. fuck this shit. maybe i am still hungover.

or maybe god doesn't like me anymore. not only am i dying, but i didn't win a fucking magnet in anti's fabulous magnet give away. it was seriously my last dying wish and i was going to have it buried with me and everything.

plus i took a bath today and when i turned on the fucking water shooter jets or whatever one of them shot dirt all over me.

it pretty much traumatized me for the rest of the day and i had to retreat to the safety of my new security blanket. now i know why babies like them so much, it's pretty much the best shit ever.

if somebody wants to come over here tomorrow and help me not be sick by myself that would be fucking awesome. probably you should bring some fried chicken and some nachos and blueberry pom and we could have a picnic on my blue blanket and then after that we can put the blanket on our heads and watch some japanamation porn.

maybe if i go on another green foods fast god and my liver will love me again.
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