Tuesday, March 01, 2005

oh hell

going to the gynecologist in a meis van der rohe building is not as cool as it sounds. if it sounds cool to wear a paper dress in a building that is made out of glass when it is snowing outside.

the best part was when the dr. fingered me dry. damn, throw some ky jelly up on that bitch! i guess she thought i was turned on by her awesome breast massage or whatever.

i also found out that my cervix is fucking covert because it took like 10 minutes to find it. i pretty much felt like this lady was raping me. by the time the whole thing was over my hair was all fucked up with my bangs stuck to my head because i was actually sweating.

i was surprised i wasn't bleeding after it was all over.

that shit sucks.

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