Friday, March 18, 2005

important trade secret:

okay retards, if you are applying for a job and they make you take a test, do not tell the test that you have stolen over five thousand dollars from your previous employer. yes, there are trick questions on the test, but that is not one of them. all the questions that you think are trick questions aren't, you just think they are because you have no integrity. it's true. the questions that you think are straightforward are the trick questions, so you will get those wrong. the questions that actually are straightforward will confuse your unethical brain and you will try to psych out the test like all embezzlers do and you will get those wrong too. yes, you will fail the whole test and you will not be able to get that job at home depot that you wanted so bad.

i love how easy it is to trick people.


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