Tuesday, February 01, 2005

what I meant to write yesterday

Boxing is a real sport.

In boxing, you don't have to worry about your team's corrupted management totally ruining your life.

Yes, I know Don King is corrupted, I'm just saying.

The boxing commision is all pissed because the movie Million Dollar Baby is ruining their stellar reputation.

You know, the reputation that wasn't ruined

When Mike Tyson raped that girl

And bit Evander Holyfield's ear off

And said he was going to eat his children

And got a cuh-ray-zee tattoo all over his damn face

OH, and also talked about wanting to rape someone's mom.

The lighter fighers are better to watch anyway.

Trust me.
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