Monday, February 21, 2005

suck it bitch

that's what i say to fed ex.

i finally got my camera this morning, i should have brought it to school then i could be taking pictures of our futuristic ass buildings right now. yes, i go to school in the future. it's pretty cool, we have flourescent orange buildings with holograms and shit for you to walk through. also there are hover crafts. fuck, i made that last part up but if i had a hover craft my whole life would be filled with meaning.

the last camera i had was called a snappy Q so obvioulsy that was like 15 years ago and not in the future at all. damn having a time machine would be the awesomest shit ever. i could use my time machine to totally be in two places at once and then i would have alibis for all the crimes i would be commiting. i would also go back in time and not learn how to play the violin because that was the biggest waste of probably thousands of hours of my life.

instead i would learn how to levitate or something.
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