Monday, February 28, 2005

love it or hate it

i love getting weird comments that say shit like "little girl, there is a world of mirrors waiting for you." if i even knew what i meant i bet i would love it even more. probably it means i'm pretty or something. awesome!

"why don't you go buy something, it seems to be the only thing you're good at." the only thing funnier than sarcasm is people who don't understand sarcasm. if you don't understand sarcasm i'm probably smarter than you, which i already knew but it still feels good to be validated, you know?

it also makes me feel good to be called complicit. if not being a narc is complicit than i am so complicit it hurts. anyway, it's awesome that i'm able to disturb strangers to the point of wanting to hit me! it's pretty much my goal in life. say no to drugs!

"it's clear that you aren't okay." i really appreciate genuine concern for my mental health. electronic interventions are seriously so much better than in-person ones where it's like all your friends appear out of nowhere and they're swarming your apartment and flushing all your dope down the toilet and the next thing you know you're getting strapped to a stretcher and you wake up in rapid detox. at least that's what i heard.

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