Sunday, January 23, 2005

the salmonella diet

I think I just ate some salmon from last year. Actually I know I did. Not last year like 24 days ago last year, last year like April 2004. Like if the samlon was hot sex I could have been a fat unwed mother by now.

How did I not realize it was nine months old before I ate it? Either I am an idiot or I secretly want to spend the next three days throwing up.

So if I never post again it's because I died of salmonella.



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