Wednesday, January 26, 2005

god loves me more

Free cheetos! I put a dollar in the dumb machine and it gave me back four quarters. I thought machines were supposed to be good at math. Wait, it has a slot. Maybe it's a female vending machine.

Did you get free cheeots today? No! Because God loves me more, even though I don't believe in him. I guess Jews really are the chosen people!

Life is not fair deal with it.

Wait, did the dean of Harvard actually say that girls lack innate mathematical ability? That's awesome because I totally have innate mathematical ability practically emanating off of me. I must have been born really special. Thanks again God!


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