Monday, January 31, 2005

everybody must get stoned

I still think that if you stick your hand in the fan you are destined to a lifetime of sensation seeking activities such as choking yourself until you pass out and shooting dope into your neck in front of your baby a la Ben Stiller in Permanent Midnight.

I even plugged all your guys responses into a statistical program because I'm a nerd like that. But the results came out non significant, because nobody who hasn't done drugs reads this.

Are there even people who haven't done drugs? If so I've never met them. I mean, I'm not saying I smoked crack in Cicero with a Columbian dude named Jake the Snake, I'm just saying that even Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston smoke weed.
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