Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Remember on 9/11 when Dick Cheney was swooped into a secret underground cave with his secret shadow government? Man, being Dick Cheney must be just like being a super hero.

What if the Dick Cheney we know and love is just a decoy, and the real Dick is still in the bat cave except he's grown into an enormous mass of hideous white flesh. Like Jabba the Hut, but whiter and softer and meaner.

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