Monday, November 15, 2004

colon blow

In headline news today, Colin Powell says "Fuck this, I'm out of here." Hopefully when choosing his replacement, Bush will use more sense than he did when he nominated Alberto "the Geneva convention is quaint" Gonzales for attorney general a few days ago.

Colin Powell. I might be mistaken, but isn't the name Colin generally not pronounced the same way as the colon that is key to the, um, waste elimination process? Colin Powell should be an inspiration to all those Senoritas and Parises out there, that just because your name is totally assinine doesn't mean you have to be.

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