Yikes
So I've been going through about 50 Derrick Carter CDs trying to find the one that has "Fame" on it, and I started thinking, 'Is it possible that the one that has "Fame" on it also has "When Doves Cry", or could something so awesome only happen in my imagination?' And then I realized why I've been talking about eighties sitcoms recently. I love the eighties! How I never noticed this before, I don't know. I probably should have realized it when I paid $1.99 for my cell phone to play "99 balloons" when it rings, or when Jay McInerney was my favorite author. The me decade! Cocaine! However I don't love the eighties enough to wear leg warmers or huge flourescent pink earring shaped like lightning bolts.
In other news, there was a girl on the train yesterday with the laziest eye I've ever seen. I couldn't stop staring at her, and I don't even think she could see straight enough to know that I was staring. Is a lazy eye even functional? Because if it's not, seriously, just wear an eye patch. Yes, you will look like a pirate, but isn't that better than looking retarded? I would totally rock an eye patch. Especially if I could get a Burberry one. Or maybe one with the Chanel logo on it. An eye patch for every occaison. Why not. Darryl Hannah did it in Kill Bill.
In other news, there was a girl on the train yesterday with the laziest eye I've ever seen. I couldn't stop staring at her, and I don't even think she could see straight enough to know that I was staring. Is a lazy eye even functional? Because if it's not, seriously, just wear an eye patch. Yes, you will look like a pirate, but isn't that better than looking retarded? I would totally rock an eye patch. Especially if I could get a Burberry one. Or maybe one with the Chanel logo on it. An eye patch for every occaison. Why not. Darryl Hannah did it in Kill Bill.