I just came across this picture of Dan, and I noticed that he's wearing his favorite shirt that says Get Paid on it. Which is hilarious because as much as Dan wishes he was Getting Paid, what he is usually getting is Ripped Off. That is, if when we say Get Paid we are talking about actual money. But then again, a shirt that says Get Paid on it might be just the fashion statement for someone who is such a crack whore he will blow lines out of another guys ass crack.
Wait, wasn't Dan trying to get paid when his fat friend jacked me in the face?? Hilarious!