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So over the past few months, if you had walked past the Sears on Madison and State, like I do every day on my way to work, if you were paying attention, you would have noticed that the mannequins were wearing swimsuits and penny loafers. Actually, they weren't wearing penny loafers, their feet were molded into likenesses of penny loafers. Way to go Sears marketing geniuses. Now I know why nobody wants to shop at your crappy store. I guess they were too cheap to buy mannequins with bare feet, for just one season. They thought nobody would notice, but HA! I notice everything. At least the penny loafers fit in for fall. NOT! Because now they have mannequins wearing pajamas and bath robes with their penny loafers. Maybe one day the idiots at Sears will be gazing out of their window at the Gap across the street, and realize that they could save money and be less ridiculous by getting rid of their lame ass penny loafer mannequins and hanging the clothes on body-shaped peices of plastic with no heads/arms/legs. Those things probably cost like $5 and they don't piss people off who have to look at them every day. And come on, these mannequins don't have hair or facial features, but they are wearing penny loafers? That's some stupid ass shit.
Yes, I know I am crazy.
Yes, I know I am crazy.